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Why females should not drive a vehicle..

disclaimer: I AM NOT A SEXIST!!

As I said, I’m not a sexist… but that doesn’t mean I can’t discriminate. Anyone who has ever been on the road (by anyone I mean even the poor frail street dogs) would know that this particular heading is one of the most important topics of our times.

Let’s get straight to the point, The Incident:

The day has gone well and I’m off from office a little early.

I’m comfortably sitting in my car with the air conditioning turned on along with some soft music.

The signal is red and I’m in the centre lane.

A female arrives to my right, in her CRV… and then it begins…

She tries to overtake me (on a red signal, on an empty road) and I later realised that she had somehow thought the right lane is best suited for her when she actually wanted to go left!! This part I still understand but what I don’t get is why she couldn’t wait for me and the one car behind me to pass? While she was cautiously trying this stunt (and I praying that she knows her turning radius well enough not to hit my month old Scorpio), a guy was about to cross the road in front of her.

She then, in an attempt to overtake that man as well, rev-ed up loudly and sped ahead for a feet or two before landing her tyres on the poor guy’s feet. Again, this part I understand but what I don’t get is why did she panic and put the car in reverse gear to come back and hit my front bumper?!!

The quarrel, etc. that happened after that is irrelevant to the point I am trying to make. If you have been observing the road of late, Females and SUV’s are becoming a more and more common match. I can’t remember how many times it has happened that I have guessed a female driver correctly by simply looking at how the car is moving, cutting, etc. I may be sounding too hard but it is really difficult to control my emotions, especially when my month old Scorpio that was standing quietly on a signal has taken a hit on one of the most empty roads I’ve seen.

Now, females can get panicked, nervous and confused a lot and very quickly too. It is because of this, that even a small car like Zen can turn into a mania on roads, so when they are given SUV’s to drive… I think I’ll be taking the train.

6 comments:

  1. M.D said...
     

    haha.. thats completely true.. i am so sorry about your car though...please keep throwing light such interesting truth in life..i am subscribing to your post through atom.. so you have one fan already..lol..rock on dude

  2. Neil coutinho said...
     

    wow thank you..wat can i say.. i am honored..:) i really am keen to talk to guys who share similar interests and wants to try n save the world..hehe..Ciao..keep commenting

  3. Pooja said...
     

    Dear Neil,

    I completely disagree with your article.It's nothing to do with females get panicked, nervous and confused a lot, rather i would position this as a situation which creates panic,nervousness and confusion.
    And i personally beleive guys tends to take quarrel more often than women's and it is perfectly not correct to pass such an ametuer statement.

    Pooja Srivastava

  4. Neil coutinho said...
     

    Dear Pooja

    thanks for being so formal on an informal blog :) btw Men don't quarrel they fight. I am just seemingly upset about a crater on my baby's bumper.. i had not even put a grill to my baby And all i can say is lady that you be spared of such merciless driving from your own kind.

    Thanking you
    yours sincerely :)
    Neil

    PS: and pooja its nothing personal about you AND i can believe that there are always exceptions..i have just not seen one in my 24 years of existence

  5. Kuber Sarup said...
     

    *I can’t remember how many times it has happened that I have guessed a female driver correctly by simply looking at how the car is moving, cutting, etc.*

    so true!! i always say this... its as if they follow some unknown, different rules!

  6. Kuber Sarup said...
     

    *even a small car like Zen can turn into a mania on roads, so when they are given SUV’s to drive… I think I’ll be taking the train*

    hahaha... same here!!

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